There are many reasons why some people will not like this thought. I told my friend Louise and she claimed it was misogynistic. But then what is misogyny? I know what it literally means but women can get away with hating men by calling feminism a political standpoint. Then can’t misogyny be classed as a political standpoint? No? Well fuck you.
Anyway, the thought I had was that I was going down on my girlfriend and realised I hated doing it. I only ever did it because I saw it as a means to an end. I was half way through and decided I couldn’t do it anymore. How can I spend time down here with my face between her legs? I am licking; kissing; and nipping the place where I have stuck my penis in many a time; and am just about to stick it in again.
Now, don’t get me wrong. I am not anti-sex. I love it. I love oral sex performed on me. I just don’t like doing it. And no, I’m not being selfish. I just don’t like it. Like the fact I don’t like tomatoes. Now I’m not being selfish to the little red fruit because I am not eating it, am I? No. (Repeat that last sentence for an innuendo)
Anyway it would be disgraceful if I was only using the act of oral sex, no, oral love as a means to an end. That would be shallow and I respect my girlfriend far too much to use oral love as a means for her to suck my end. And we all know it’s impossible to spell misogyny without ‘vagina’. Well it isn’t but you all know what I mean.
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